Tapenade Pasta: A 10-Minute Dinner

A jar of olives (or a spoon of tapenade) and a pan of pasta is dinner in the time it takes the water to boil. No cooking, no sauce-making — just good olives doing the work.
Tapenade isn’t only for toast. Loosened with a little oil and pasta water, it becomes an instant, intense, no-cook pasta sauce — the fastest good dinner there is.
The fast version
Make or buy tapenade (olives, capers, anchovy, garlic, oil, pounded coarse). While the pasta cooks, scoop a few spoonfuls into a big bowl and loosen with a little olive oil. Drain the pasta, keeping a ladle of the starchy water, and toss it through the tapenade with a splash of that water until it coats every strand. Parmesan and lemon zest to finish.
Or build it in the pan
No tapenade ready? Warm garlic and chilli in oil, add chopped olives (black Kalamata or Gaeta), capers and an anchovy or two, let them melt for a minute, then toss through the hot pasta with its water. You’ve just made a puttanesca’s leaner cousin.
The one trick that makes this work: keep a mugful of starchy pasta water and use it to emulsify the tapenade and oil into a glossy sauce that clings to the pasta, instead of an oily paste sitting in the bottom of the bowl. And don’t cook the tapenade — just warm it through with the hot pasta; boiling olives turns them bitter. Taste before adding any salt; tapenade is a salt bomb already. Spaghetti or a short tubular pasta both work.